Take the Quiz: What Kind of Coffee Mom Are You?

Because There’s More Than One Way to Survive Motherhood (With Caffeine).

Some moms chug their coffee before the sun’s up.
Some nurse the same cup all day.
Some moms are all about bold espresso, while others are living that decaf life with zero regrets.

Whatever your style, one thing’s for sure: coffee isn’t optional—it’s essential.

So… what kind of coffee mom are you?
Take our (very scientific*) quiz to find out your coffee personality and which Mommy Needs A Fix blend is your perfect match.

Okay, not scientific. But definitely fun.

❓QUIZ: What Kind of Coffee Mom Are You?

1. What does your morning look like?
A. Chaos. Pure chaos. I need coffee before I open my eyes.
B. Organized-ish, depending on how the night went.
C. Peaceful(ish). I sip while everyone’s still asleep.
D. Loud. Sticky. No one’s wearing pants.

2. How many times do you reheat your coffee?
A. At least 3. It’s a lifestyle.
B. Once or twice. I do my best.
C. Never. I drink it slow, but I drink it hot.
D. I gave up. It’s cold brew now.

3. Pick a mom mantra:
A. “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had coffee.”
B. “Half-caff, full heart, can’t lose.”
C. “Cozy over chaos.”
D. “Running on love, crumbs, and caffeine.”

4. What’s your go-to mug?
A. Whatever’s clean and within reach
B. A big one with a fun quote
C. My favorite ceramic one I treat like royalty
D. A travel mug I use even at home

5. When’s your ideal coffee moment?
A. First thing—ASAP
B. Mid-morning, after the first round of “Mom?”
C. During nap time or late at night
D. Literally whenever I remember where I left my cup

🧾 RESULTS:

Mostly A’s – The Survivalist Mom
You’re fueled by full throttle, maximum-strength coffee. You’re sleep-deprived, multitasking, and somehow still functioning.
☕ Try: Survival Blend (Full Caff) – Your must-have for chaos control.

Mostly B’s – The Balanced Brewer
You love your coffee, but you’ve found your sweet spot. You need a boost, but not a buzz.
☕ Try: Mommy’s Little Helper (Half Caff) – Smooth, steady, and just right for your rhythm.

Mostly C’s – The Chill Sipper
You treat coffee like a self-care ritual. You sip it slow, savor it, and fully embrace the moment.
☕ Try: Mommy’s Night Off (Decaf) – Swiss Water processed, cozy, and chemical-free.

Mostly D’s – The Mombie on the Move
You’re doing your best, Mama. Coffee is survival, but also…where is your coffee?
☕ Try: Easy Does It (Quarter Caff) – Just enough energy without tipping into over-caffeinated chaos.

💛 Final Sip

No matter what kind of coffee mom you are, there’s no wrong way to caffeinate your way through motherhood. You’re doing amazing—and your coffee should match your energy, your mood, and your moment.

Take a break. Fill your mug. And find your fix. ☕